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George Carlin: The American Dream

Louis CK: Girls are evil

Here’s the difference to me between boys and girls:

Boys…fuck things up.

Girls…are fucked up.

Multitasking While Driving – And You Thought Texting Was Bad

Alright so, we’re driving on highway, and I look over, and this guy is…reading a book.

Chuck Palahniuk: Guts [short story]

Cracked: Ten Minute Suicide Guide