what rhymes with heard?

by bezzle

today was the bludgiest day of my fortnight timetable.  history, we did more work, egad!  commerce was spent down in at the computer lab, and victor introduced me to this evil overlord list (© This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached)

that put him into a laughing fit when he found it during the holidays.  click it!  click it!  click it!  it’s HILARIOUS!!! also, here’s the sequel, also copyright of peter anspach (i wrote that because he said attach the copyright notice, whatever, it’s attached).

in the library, at japanese, and this senior guy starts yelling at us because sydo’s computer is making beeping noises.  couple of minutes later he comes over and asks us civilly for a pair of scissors.  me: “isn’t that the guy who just yelled at us?”

i think we’re all getting deafer as we age, and me also going a bit senile. 

at the bus stop my friends were going a bit nutty and talking about jiggling/shaking bottoms and singing badly.  then one realised that the icons on her iphone menu jiggled (which started them off again) and then when another told her she realised it meant you could move them around.  and then somebody else accidentally slapped herself on the face too hard. 

i just got deprived of my weekly dose of glee.  harumph.  ah well, might as well do something productive then…

cloud, thanks for introducing me to the arrow of time.  now i can find another way to waste my time and bandwidth.  at least it’s fun, i guess.